you're like a bully in the Christmas story
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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