i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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