your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
