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Wipe that smile off your face.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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