You're so nebulous sometimes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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