question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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