thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
A bitchslap is in order.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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