Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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