We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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