dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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