nut hugger
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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