So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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