he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
not ubering you a puppy
i think im in europe. pls send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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