About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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