OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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