I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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