it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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