It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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