I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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