Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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