was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Less talking, more tequila
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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