and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i just google imaged poop.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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