just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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