Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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