I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You pole danced in your parka.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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