it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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