so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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