I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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