i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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