If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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