I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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