its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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