I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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