Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I love having hate sex.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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