You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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