Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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