It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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