I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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