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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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