the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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