I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am naked and annoyed.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
