I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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