I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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