Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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