I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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