Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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