it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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