I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize
