Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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