you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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