sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
please come you make the beer taste better
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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