idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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