How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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