Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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