On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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